U.S. Government 101: Syllabus

9:00 – 10:00    Practicing Apathy (Note:  No-shows get an A+)

10:00 – 11:00   Public Speaking:  How to Say Nothing.

11:00 – 12:00   The Art of Nepotism

Break:  Free Lunch provided by British Petroleum

2:00 – 3:00      Magic Show:  Disappearing OTJ (On the Job)

3:00 – 4:00      Handling Disaster:  Deflecting Responsibility

4:00 – 5:00      Finance:  Investing Bribe Money

5:00 – 6:00      Dress 4 Success:  Vacationing with VIPs.

6:00 – 7:00      Welfare & Bail-outs:  Stopping Revolution

Evening Soirée:  Dancing with the Devil

Sunrise Sermon:  Moving to Canada after Armageddon

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s